Friday, November 1, 2013

Leno: Obama, ObamaCare Jokes, October 31, 2013

JAY LENO: As they do every year, hospitals all across the country have been x-raying kids' bags of candy. They do. They x-ray the candy. But unfortunately, due to ObamaCare, it's now a thousand dollar copay.


Here's an amazing sports story. A surfer may have set the world record for the largest wave ever surfed after riding an estimated hundred-foot wave off the coast of Portugal. And the sad thing, this giant hundred-foot wave still easier to surf than the ObamaCare website.

But God bless him, President Obama, he's out there pushing it. He's selling it. He's telling Americans that you can keep your plan. And Americans are telling him, 'No, you can keep your plan.' So it's a two-way street.