JAY LENO: According to CBS News, only six people enrolled in ObamaCare on the first day of the rollout. Six! That's not a health care program. That's a hockey team! Only six people? That means more people have walked on the moon then have signed up for ObamaCare. How is that even possible? How is that possible?
Of those six that signed up, four have already died of old age. So it's only two left.
This is my favorite part. Hand to God, this is the absolute truth: The White House said, 'Well, those numbers are not official.' Really? Aren't they better off saying nothing? 'Not official'? Oh yeah, if we wait, it could go as high as seven.