JAY LENO: A new record was set today in the 100-meters. It was set by Senate Democrats running away from ObamaCare. Oh, my God! Not looking good.
President Obama said he is sorry that some Americans have lost their existing health coverage due to ObamaCare. You know, I think he's getting a little desperate; like today he said if you like your complete lack of coverage, you can keep your complete lack of coverage.