JAY LENO: Did you all turn your clocks back an hour over the weekend? It's easy to remember: Spring ahead, fall back. It's like trying to logon to ObamaCare. You spring ahead, make a little progress, then you fall back. It's like trying to logon.
Well, according to CBS News, on the first day of open enrollment for ObamaCare, only six people signed up. Six! And today they released the names of those six people. They are Sneezy, Sleepy, Happy, Bashful, Grumpy, and Doc. Again, that's according to the creator of the website - Dopey. He was the one that put those together.
Well, listen to this: The White House now is asking for pictures of people who are happy with ObamaCare. If you're happy with the ObamaCare, they want you to send in a picture. Unfortunately, they only got one photo so far and that was from Anthony Weiner. So, it's not looking good. It's not looking good, not looking good.