JAY LENO: The next big holiday is Thanksgiving. Are you ready for Thanksgiving? You know, I was thinking about Thanksgiving today, and I realized that's who we should put in charge of the ObamaCare website - the Butterball hotline people. You ever call them? They always pick up, they're friendly, they have all the information you need, and they're used to dealing with big turkeys. So, this thing would be fanastic.
Listen to this: The White House web page still says if you like your health care plan you can keep it. Well, we know that's not true. But the White House said today they're trying to change it, they just can't logon on.