Leno: ObamaCare, Obama Jokes, November 8, 2013

JAY LENO: Well, Thanksgiving is right around the corner. As you know, the tradition began in 1621 when the pilgrims feasted with the Indians and promised them if you like your land, you can keep your land. That's what we told the Indians. If you like your land, you can keep your land.

President Obama's approval rating now down to 39 percent, to which Congress said, 'How do you keep it so high? You're a genius! What are you doing? How do we make that happen?'

A man named tony Trenkle - I think that's how you say his name - he's the White House official responsible for overseeing development of the ObamaCare website, he has resigned. And listen to this: He will continue to be paid because under ObamaCare his incompetence is considered a pre-existing condition.