In addition to King Obama declaring he will ignore the requirements of the Affordable Care Act and "allow" insurance companies to let individuals facing the cancellation of their health care plans keep them for one more year, Obama has other plans to fix the floundering LAW.
Here are some of Obama's other fixes:
Replacing glitchy healthcare.gov website with a convenient in-person enrollment kiosk located in Washington, D.C.
Enrollees allowed to keep preexisting medical conditions
Customers will no longer be automatically opted in to the weekly newsletter “Talkin’ Premiums” when they purchase insurance on the exchange
Allowing enrollees choice of whether to stay with their current doctor or go with well-regarded Minneapolis-area general practitioner Dr. Joel Glochowsky
Losing the semicolon in Chapter V, section 5, clause B
As a preventive measure, each American receives free raw steak to reduce swelling on shiners
Meeting insurance companies halfway by letting them cancel health care plans for only the sickest patients
Obama agrees to preface all future health care updates with statement, “This thing is a hell of a mess”
Eliminates requirement for every enrollee to contract terminal disease
Offering easy-to-follow instructions on how to snap your own neck in the event that you are diagnosed with cancer and lost your insurance
Changing website background to blue
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