JAY LENO: The Mega Millions jackpot is now up to 586 million dollars. The odds of winning are one in 259,000,000. Those are the same odds as Tony Romo throwing a pass to his own teammate in the fourth quarter.
What was that? The Dallas Cowboys blew a 23-point lead. Then their quarterback, Tony Romo, threw two late interceptions in their 37 to 36 loss to Green Bay, proving you can't spell 'Tony Romo' without 'O' and 'NO.'
Tony needs a tattoo that says 'WWTBD' - 'What would Tom Brady do?'