JIMMY FALLON: There's a new poll out that found that only eight percent of Republicans actually want Chris Christie to jump into the presidential race. Zero percent want Christie to jump on the other side of their seesaw.
Note: Fallon didn't do a single Obama joke in his monologue. He didn't even mention Obama in any context.
Time for a Chris Christie fat joke but not one Obama joke?
UPDATE: The Tonight Show is so proud of its Monday Christie joke that it tweeted it late on Tuesday afternoon.
8% of Republicans want Chris Christie to jump into the 2016 race. And 0% want him to jump on the other side of their see-saw. #fallonmono— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) March 18, 2014