JIMMY FALLON: Yesterday, the CDC tried to calm people down by saying that you cannot get Ebola by sitting next to someone on public transportation. But, you could give it to someone. So, in simpler terms, don't worry, but, you know, worry. What does that even mean? You can't get it unless you get it from someone who gave it to you. OK, thank you. That makes no sense. Explain it better. I don't get it.
I read that because of the Ebola scare now hazmat suits have turned into popular Halloween costumes. And people walking around in hazmat suits were like, 'Uh, yeah, Halloween. Yeah, right. That's why I'm wearing... Trick or treat. Don't touch me!'