Spanish portions of Obama's speech, translations:
OBAMA: Even though we lost the midterms, I've still got the balls to do whatever I want.
OBAMA: But they've still got better security down there (on the U.S./Mexican border) than I've got in my front yard.
OBAMA: (So I'm taking action even though some people will say I don't have the authority to do that.) Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
OBAMA: I want to meet J-Lo. Her butt broke the Internet before there was an Internet.
OBAMA: These old white dudes (Republicans) are being total dicks.
OBAMA: In two years, I'm immigrating to a beach in the Virgin Islands, wearing a banana hammock and sipping pina coladas.