Here are key points of Obama's plan:
•To better understand methods of recruitment, each world leader to undergo full process of radicalization
•Increase production and exportation of American flags by 25 percent
•Only prop up those rebel militias we’re fairly certain won’t turn on us one day
•Partner with local paranoid bigots to recognize early stages of extremism
•Funnel additional $700 billion into Pentagon’s F-35 Joint Strike Fighter program for good measure
•Launch effort to convince terrorist groups America is sufficiently destroying itself without their help
•Give things another 2,000 years to simmer down
This is from The Onion.
Actually, it seems like a legitimate plan that came from the White House.