Hello, Twitter! It's Barack. Really! Six years in, they're finally giving me my own account.— President Obama (@POTUS) May 18, 2015
Trying to keep the leader of the free world occupied?
This is like being on a long road trip and the kids in the backseat are driving you crazy.
"Here, Barack, play with Twitter and be quiet."
Are we to believe "@POTUS" wasn't already taken?