Wednesday, July 13, 2016

Jimmy Fallon: Bernie Sanders and Hillary Endorsement Jokes

JIMMY FALLON: Today, Bernie Sanders officially endorsed Hillary Clinton at a rally in New Hampshire. That's right. Big news. Hillary said she's glad Bernie is behind her 100 percent, and Bernie said, 'Let's just start off with one percent.'

That's right. Bernie Sanders gave a speech where he endorsed Hillary Clinton, effectively ending his campaign. When asked about what he'll do next, Bernie was like, 'Live my dream and be a contestant on The Bachelorette.'


Before giving his endorsement, Bernie Sanders noted that Hillary only has 389 more pledged delegates than him going into the convention. But he said, 'But I, on the other hand, have caught 400 more Pokemon. Who's the real winner? I'm the winner.'

People are still hammering the Clintons about their past. In fact, the LA Times has revealed that Bill Clinton has demanded private jets to get to speaking engagements. In their defense, Bill and Hillary need private jets because they're the only planes that can fit all of their baggage. They fill up the overheads with just the 90s.

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