JIMMY FALLON: Unfortunately, one of the bigger stories out of the Olympics is this scandal with swimmer Ryan Lochte. Lochte claimed he got robbed in Rio just to cover up the fact he actually vandalized a gas station bathroom. Then, the other swimmers said, 'What were you doing in a bathroom? Just hold it and do it in the pool like we do. We're swimmers.'
And Lochte's troubles didn't end there. Today, Speedo announced that they are ending his endorsement deal over the fact that he made up the whole robbery story, which makes sense because Speedo is known for leaving nothing to the imagination. We want to know everything. We want to know everything. That's right, I guess Speedo will just now have to rely on their other spokesman - the fattest guy at the beach.