Oh no! The Doomsday Clock is ticking closer to global disaster.
I better start voting for Democrats. Maybe wearing a vagina hat would help.
This guy was doomed the second he bought that sweater... pic.twitter.com/suvkXVcRo0— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) January 26, 2017
In a related unrelated story:
Breaking: Union of Concerned Guitarists puts Doomsday Marshall all the way to 11— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 26, 2017
Meanwhile it's 12:45 AM on the People Are Losing Their Goddamn Minds Clock— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 26, 2017