Friday, March 3, 2017

Jimmy Fallon: Jeff Sessions Career Options Joke

JIMMY FALLON: Of course, now a lot of Democrats are calling for him to resign and Sessions is already looking into some other careers in case he's forced out.

For example, he could: Look after his three sons, Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

He could: Pose as a "Before" model in an ad for ear reduction surgery.

That's a job. That's an option.

He could: Join a run-down traveling carnival as "The World's Oldest Living Boy."

"The World's Oldest Living Boy" - I'd see it. I'd check it out.

And finally, he could: Star in the off-Broadway show, "The Elf on the Shelf LIVE!"

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