JIMMY FALLON: Of course, now a lot of Democrats are calling for him to resign and Sessions is already looking into some other careers in case he's forced out.
For example, he could: Look after his three sons, Snap, Crackle, and Pop.
He could: Pose as a "Before" model in an ad for ear reduction surgery.
That's a job. That's an option.
He could: Join a run-down traveling carnival as "The World's Oldest Living Boy."
"The World's Oldest Living Boy" - I'd see it. I'd check it out.
And finally, he could: Star in the off-Broadway show, "The Elf on the Shelf LIVE!"