JIMMY FALLON: Today is the first day of spring! Yes! Yup, it's that day when millions of Americans look at their bodies in the mirror and ask, 'Can we get like two more months of winter? I mean, I promise, I promise I'll do sit-ups. I promise.'
I have to say though it is nice waking up to the birds tweeting instead of the president tweeting.
Of course, springtime means spring cleaning, and a lot of people are throwing out things they no longer need, you know, like clothing, old books, and March Madness brackets. You know, just garbage, basically, garbage.