JIMMY FALLON: It turns out everyone in the Trump administration loves St. Patrick's Day and several members took part in the festivities.
For example, Attorney General Jeff Sessions - Dressed up as the Lucky Charms leprechaun and nobody noticed.
No one, not one person.
Next, Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin - Put glasses on a potato behind his desk, then went out and got "drnunk."
"Drnunk." Yeah, "drnunk."
Next, White House advisor Kellyanne Conway - Went to a St. Patrick's Day parade and took photos with her microwave.
That was cool.
And finally, Vice President Mike Pence - Tried to ban the word "Gaelic."
Enough is enough. Enough is enough.