Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Jimmy Fallon: Trump's First 100 Days - Pros and Cons

During Tuesday's "Pros & Cons" bit on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Donald Trump's first 100 days as president was the topic.

Pro: 100 Days.
Con: 99 problems.

Pro: He's really shown a lot of drive.
Con: And chipping and putting.

Pro: He has promised to take on China.
Con: As soon as he learns how to pronounce it.

Pro: Trump's spent a lot of time with Betsy DeVos in the Oval Office.
Con: Because she has no idea how to get out.

Pro: Hiring Jeff Sessions as his Attorney General.
Con: Having to also hire his brothers, Snap, Crackle, and Pop.

Pro: He said he'll "knock the hell out of ISIS."
Con: By writing ISIS on his golf balls.

Pro: The Trump presidency has encouraged Americans to exercise more.
Con: By going to protest marches every week.

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