Friday, April 28, 2017

Jimmy Fallon: Trump's Reminders on Phone Joke

JIMMY FALLON: There is a lot going on in Washington right now. Trump is working on a new budget, tax reform, health care, and trade. So to make sure he doesn't forget anything, he actually likes to set reminders on his phone. Let me show you what I mean.

For example, he has one reminder that says: Play Tetris to practice building the wall

He needs a reminder.

His next reminder says: Have assistant finish New York Times crossword puzzle, leave on desk so people think I did it

That works!

The next one reminds him to: Find out if tax plan is available as a book-on-tape

Just read it! Just read the thing!

The next one says: South Korea = good, North Korea = bad

Remember that!

And finally, his last reminder says: 3:00a.m. - TWEET!

'3:00a.m. The perfect time.'

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