Wednesday, May 3, 2017

Jimmy Fallon: Trump History Textbook Joke

JIMMY FALLON: Trump also took some heat this week when he said that he didn't know what caused the Civil War. To prove that he does have a good understanding of history, Trump just released his own textbook. Take a look at some of the definitions that he wrote.

For example, for the Ottoman Empire, he wrote, 'Fantastic store - it's where I buy all my foot stools.'

Next, for Plymouth Rock, he put, 'This is where Simba was held up after he was born.'

Next, for the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral, he put, 'Fake news! It was a tremendous corral!'

Next up, for the Bubonic Plague, he wrote, 'A world without boobs? Could you imagine that?'

And finally, for the Battle of the Alamo, he put, 'Makes sense, I hate paying my ex-wives Alamo.'

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