Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Jimmy Fallon: TrumpMD Dictionary Joke

JIMMY FALLON: A lot of people have accused President Trump of not fully understanding the Republican health care bill. So, to prove that he's an expert, Trump created his own medical website called TrumpMD. Actually, he wrote some of his own definitions of medical terms. Check these out.

For example, he thinks a Cardiologist: is "Someone who works at Hallmark."

Next, Anesthesia: is "Dakota Johnson's character in 'Fifty Shades of Grey.'"

Very close. Similar. Almost.

Next up, Hepatitis-C: is "A delicious fruit drink for kids."


Next, for Euthanasia: he put, "That's who makes my Trump-brand ties."

Youth in Asia. No, no, I get it, but no.

And finally, a Midwife: is "Your second of three wives."

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