Thursday, May 11, 2017

Jimmy Fallon: Weed Legal in Vegas Joke

JIMMY FALLON: I just saw that Nevada just voted to start selling recreational marijuana this summer. Of course, after weed is legal in Las Vegas, things are gonna be pretty different. I'll show you what I mean.

For example, BEFORE weed was legal: The slogan was, "What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas."
AFTER they legalize: The slogan will be, "Wait, What Happens in Vegas?"

Here's another one. BEFORE weed: You had a great time at "Cirque du Soleil."
AFTER weed: You have a panic attack at "Cirque du Soleil."

BEFORE weed: You wanted to get these chips: [Poker chips photo]
AFTER weed: You want to get these chips: [Potato chips photo]

And finally, BEFORE legal weed you had: Penn & Teller
And AFTER, you'll have: Ben & Jerry

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