Jimmy Fallon: Hillary Hair and Cough Jokes

JIMMY FALLON: We have Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton on the show tonight. Or as she put it, 'Touch my hair and you die.'

That's right. Hillary Clinton is here and today is my birthday. Later, we're going to bring out a cake and let Hillary cough out the candles.

Jimmy Fallon: Hillary 'I Feel Good' and 'Freak Out'

JIMMY FALLON: I saw that Hillary Clinton has made her return to the campaign trail yesterday in North Carolina, and walked out to the song 'I Feel Good.' Then, she saw the latest poll numbers and this started playing: [Song clip of Chic's 'Le Freak'] 'Ah, freak out!'

Jimmy Fallon: Joe Biden Pneumonia

JIMMY FALLON: Everyone just wants Hillary to rest and get better. In fact yesterday, Joe Biden told some of Hillary's campaign workers that he's also had pneumonia before, and that if a doctor tells you to take three days off, you should actually take six days off. Of course, that advice only really works if your job is vice president.

Jimmy Fallon: Hillary Dehydrated, Drinking Problem

JIMMY FALLON: Meanwhile, sources say that Hillary has a tendency to get dehydrated and her aides have a hard time getting her to drink more water; or as the Trump campaign put it, 'Hillary has a drinking problem. Sad. Sad.'

Hillary Collapse: The Video

Liars.

Hillary is a liar.

The Leftist media are liars.

Without video of sick Hillary media would still be lying to nation. Like if Lewinsky had not kept dirty dress. History always throws a twist

— MATT DRUDGE (@DRUDGE) September 13, 2016

I agree with Drudge. It's the video.



Just like the stained dress forced Bill Clinton to admit his relationship with Monica Lewinsky, Hillary was forced to come up with some sort of explanation for her medical episode on Sunday.

But, we are still in the middle of the lies. It's not like a DNA test proving Bill was there. Hillary and her media mouthpieces are still spinning.

Hillary cannot be trusted to be honest with Americans.

Jimmy Fallon: Hillary Pneumonia

JIMMY FALLON: The big story right now is that Hillary was just diagnosed with pneumonia. And to everyone's surprise, Trump has refused to attack her while she's sick. And he even said that he hopes she feels better, at which point people started asking Trump if he was feeling OK.

'Maybe you should lie down, Mr. Trump.'

'I hope she's drinking a lot of liquids. Stay hydrated.'

I guess Trump really does want her to get better because today he sent her some flowers and a basket of deplorables. Isn't that nice?

Hillary's Health: 'Overheated'? 'Pneumonia'?

Can we drop the facade that Hillary Clinton is in great physical condition, robust, full of vim and vigor?

It's time to quit pretending and acknowledge reality.

Hillary's health is an issue.

The woman is not well.

That became clear when she was in New York attending the ceremony commemorating the 15th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks.





After watching this video, the Jimmy Kimmel pickle jar bit now seems pathetic.

Yesterday morning, she was in terrible shape.

Even the Washington Post has declared that it's legitimate to question Hillary's condition.

The Leftist media would probably still be willing to wear their blinders if Hillary's camp had kept them informed during her "medical episode."

It appears her media cheerleaders have had enough with Hillary's "Leonid Brezhnev" approach.

Chris Cillizza writes:

Hillary Clinton falling ill Sunday morning at a memorial service on the 15th anniversary of the Sept. 11 attacks will catapult questions about her health from the ranks of conservative conspiracy theory to perhaps the central debate in the presidential race over the coming days.

"Secretary Clinton attended the September 11th Commemoration Ceremony for just an hour and thirty minutes this morning to pay her respects and greet some of the families of the fallen," spokesman Nick Merrill said. "During the ceremony, she felt overheated, so departed to go to her daughter's apartment and is feeling much better."

What that statement leaves out is that a) it came 90 minutes after Clinton left the ceremony b) reporters — or even a reporter — were not allowed to follow her and c) the temperature in New York City at the time of Clinton's overheating was in the low 80s. (A heat wave over the eastern United States broke last night/this morning.)

It would have been much better if Hillary just had come clean about her weakened physical condition.

Now she's cancelling fundraisers and appearances.

That's the smart thing to do when you have pneumonia.

Going around mocking people for commenting on the obvious reality of Hillary's health problems was a strategy that has backfired royally.

"Conspiracy theories"? The video of her collapse shot that narrative to hell.

That piece of video is a real problem for Hillary and the Dems. In addition to the health questions, Hillary is discovered to be lying again.

I don't trust her to tell the truth about how she feels physically. We clearly have another reason not to trust her.

She always seems to be hiding something.

The thing is she's really bad at hiding stuff.