10. Anxious to rid myself of those bothersome billion dollar endorsements
9. Too much chlorine
8. Uh... I thought it was chapstick
7. Asked myself, 'What would Chong do?'
6. Uh... Glaucoma?
5. It's my last chance to goof off before I have to settle down and get a real swimming job
4. Uh... I got bitten by a groundhog?
3. Chillax, Broseph
2. Was doing research for upcoming film "Michael and Kumar Go to the Olympics"
1. Huh?
"Stand with anybody that stands RIGHT. Stand with him while he is right and PART with him when he goes wrong." --Abraham Lincoln
▼
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Letterman: Top Ten Michael Phelps Excuses
TOP TEN MICHAEL PHELPS EXCUSES
0. the man won 14 gold medals. He can smoke what he wants.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! #1 was the funniest.
ReplyDelete