JAY LENO: According to a report in TIME magazine, experts say that this recession... I love when they do this. You know, they always try to make lemonade here. They say the recession is good for people because fewer people drive to work, which means fewer deaths in auto accidents. Fewer people can afford to eat so we don't gain as much weight. That's what it said. You know what that means? President Obama's economic plan is also his health care plan. It's genius! It's genius, I tell you!
More jokes on the economy--
JAY LENO: The economy is so bad today President Obama had to play golf on a public course. That's how bad it is.
JAY LENO: In fact, the only housing starts in the United States now are mosques in New York City. Those are the only housing starts at all.
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