From the Babylon Bee:Nation's Husbands Freaking Out About Omicron After Learning Symptoms Are Like A Mild Cold
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) December 12, 2021
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"A common cold?! NOOOO!!!" shouted one husband in Iowa after learning he would suffer very mild flu-like symptoms should he contract the omicron variant. "We must lock down, flatten the curve, social distance, and quarantine!" "I absolutely CANNOT handle getting the sniffles!" he added, arming himself with multiple cans of Lysol and hand sanitizer, triple-masking, and locking himself in the bedroom. His wife rolled her eyes and went about her life, sliding nachos under the door for him every few hours. There have been no deaths reported from omicron as of yet, but a few dozen men certainly acted like they were dying.Funny.
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