Showing posts with label Rex Tillerson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rex Tillerson. Show all posts

Monday, November 11, 2019

Tillerson, Kelly Asked Nikki Haley to Undermine Trump





Rex Tillerson and John Kelly were not elected president of the United States.

Where do they get off trying to undermine the president?

It's amazing that Trump has managed to accomplish so much for the American people. He's had to battle the Democrats, the Democrat media/entertainment complex, and the snakes in his own administration.

People with power have been attacking the nearly 63 million Trump voters since Election Night 2016. They've been trying to undermine us.

That's what's really going on here.

They are attacking us.



Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Jimmy Fallon: Trump's Succession Plan Tweets

JIMMY FALLON: I saw that after Trump fired Tillerson this morning, he actually tweeted out his whole succession plan. This is real.

Trump wrote:



Then, a few minutes later, he sent another tweet saying:



And finally, a few minutes after that, Trump said:



This is planning ahead.

Jimmy Fallon: Trump Fired Tillerson 'All By Himself' Joke

JIMMY FALLON: Today, I heard Trump has been telling people that he fired Rex Tillerson all by himself. Trump brags about firing people the same way a toddler brags about using the bathroom alone for the first time. 'I'm a big kid now!'

Jimmy Fallon: Betsy DeVos Joke

JIMMY FALLON: It's pretty amazing. In the past few weeks Gary Cohn, Hope Hicks, and now Rex Tillerson have all left the White House. Most people said they're shocked while Betsy DeVos was like, 'Wait, how the hell am I still here? Didn't anyone see 60 Minutes?'

Jimmy Fallon: Rex Tillerson Fired Jokes

JIMMY FALLON: Today, President Trump announced on Twitter that he fired Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. People said, 'Can you believe that he was so disrespectful to a secretary of state?' Then Hillary Clinton said, 'Yes, actually, I can.'

That's right, Tillerson only found out he was fired when Trump tweeted about it. Even Becca from The Bachelor was like, 'Man, that's cold!'

That's right, Tillerson learned he was fired by seeing the president's tweet. It got even worse when Trump called up five minutes later and asked him why he didn't retweet it.

I read that people close to Tillerson said there wasn't a single hint that he'd be fired. Though in fairness, there was one huge hint: He worked for Donald Trump.

Goodbye, Rex Tillerson






Saturday, October 7, 2017

Maxine Waters and Rex Tillerson

Check out this tweet from Maxine Waters:



Troll.

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Jimmy Fallon: Tillerson Press Conference Joke

JIMMY FALLON: But after it came out that Tillerson called Trump a moron, Tillerson held a press conference and called the president smart. Then he said, 'Do you think the moron bought it?'

Jimmy Fallon: Rex Tillerson, Mike Pence Joke

JIMMY FALLON: It turns out Mike Pence gave Rex Tillerson a pep talk to get him to stay on as Secretary of State, because nothing screams pep like a talk from Mike Pence.

Jimmy Fallon: Rex Tillerson, Trump a Moron Joke

JIMMY FALLON: It just came out that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson called President Trump a moron and threatened to quit. You can tell the situation's a mess because Trump started throwing paper towels at it.

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Jimmy Fallon: Rex Tillerson Jokes

JIMMY FALLON: This morning, Trump announced that he's nominating Exxon Mobil CEO Rex Tillerson to be his secretary of state even though Rex supposedly has a friendly relationship with Vladimir Putin. Today Rex said, 'Putin and I aren't friends,' while Putin said, 'That is so something Rex would say. That's like classic Rex.'

But Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway is defending Rex Tillerson saying, quote, 'It's not like Vladimir Putin and Rex Tillerson are pounding down vodka at the local bar.' Maybe not but they still seem pretty close. I mean, did you see the Christmas card they just sent out? [Image of Tillerson and Putin oceanside in swim trunks holding crabs, with the message 'Here Comes Sandy Claws.'] Here comes Sandy Claws! A beach holiday card!