Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Flyer and Fryer

Article II, Section 2 of the Constitution of the United States

The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment.

A couple of hours ago, President Bush used his constitutional power to grant pardons.

Clearly, the President acted within the law; but I wonder if the Dems will behave true to form and try to spin this as an abuse of power?

Will Russ Feingold claim that the President is acting like "King George"?

Will Nancy Pelosi insist that the President is engaged in a power grab even though he's acting completely within the powers granted to him by the Constitution?

Will John Conyers and his House band of impeachment supporters, including Gwen Moore and Tammy Baldwin, charge President Bush with abuses for his action this morning?


I wouldn't put it past them.

Text of the Thanksgiving Pardon

Excerpts

The name of the national Thanksgiving turkey has been chosen by online voting at the White House website. By the decision of the voters, this turkey is going to be called Flyer. And there's always a backup bird, just in case the guest of honor can't perform his duties, and the backup bird's name is Fryer. (Laughter.) Probably better to be called Flyer than Fryer.

...We're here in the Rose Garden. This is a place where Barney likes to hang out. Barney is my dog. And he likes to chase a soccer ball here. He came out a little early, as did Flyer, and instead of chasing the soccer ball, he chased the bird. (Laughter.) And it kind of made the turkey nervous. See, the turkey was already nervous to begin with. Nobody has told him yet about the pardon I'm about to give him. (Laughter.)

Tomorrow is our day of Thanksgiving. It's a national observance first proclaimed by George Washington. In our journey across the centuries from a few tiny settlements to a prosperous and powerful nation, Americans have always been a grateful people, and we are this year as well. We're grateful for our beautiful land. We're grateful for a harvest big enough to feed us all, plus much of the world. We're grateful for our freedom. We're grateful for our families. And we're grateful for life itself.

So on Thanksgiving Day, we gather with loved ones and we lift our hearts toward heaven in humility and gratitude. As we count our blessings, Americans also share our blessings. We're a generous country. We're filled with caring citizens who reach out to others, people who've heard the universal call to love a neighbor as we want to be loved ourselves. On Thanksgiving and every day of the year, Americans live out of a spirit of compassion and care, and I thank you for that. It's the spirit that moves men and women to be mentors to the young, to be scout leaders, to be helpers of the elderly, to be comforters of the lonely and those who are left out.

We love our country, and the greatest example of that devotion is the citizen who steps forward to defend our nation from harm. Members of our military have set aside their own comfort and convenience and safety to protect the rest of us. Their courage keeps us free. Their sacrifice makes us grateful, and their character makes us proud. Especially during the holidays our whole nation keeps them and their families in our thoughts and prayers.

And now to the ceremonial task of the day. Why don't we have a look at Flyer? There you go. I think Flyer heard Barney barking over there. It's a fine looking bird, isn't it? Flyer is probably wondering where he's going to wind up tomorrow. He's probably thinking he's going to end up on somebody's table. Well, I'm happy to report that he and Fryer both have many tomorrows ahead of them. This morning I am grateful -- I am granting a full presidential pardon so they can live out their lives as safe as can be.

In fact, it gets even better. Later today, Flyer and Fryer will be on a plane to Disneyland -- (laughter) -- where they're going to achieve further celebrity as the honorary grand marshal of the Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Thank you all for coming. God bless, and happy Thanksgiving. (Applause.)



President George W. Bush is joined by Lynn Nutt of Springfield, Mo., as he poses with “Flyer” the turkey during a ceremony Wednesday, Nov. 22, 2006 in the White House Rose Garden, following the President’s pardoning of the turkey before the Thanksgiving holiday. White House photo by Paul Morse



President George W. Bush invites children to meet “Flyer” the turkey, held by Lynn Nutt of Springfield, Mo., during a ceremony Wednesday, Nov. 22, 2006 in the White House Rose Garden, following the President’s pardoning of the turkey before the Thanksgiving holiday. White House photo by Paul Morse

6 comments:

The Liberal Lie The Conservative Truth said...

If I were the President, I would have been tempted to say, " I thought about naming the turkeys Pelosi and Reid, but then I wouldn't have wanted to pardon them."

Mary said...

HAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Haha, the Thanksgiving "pardon." Always a good tradition. You know though, this dows raise an intersting issue. If Bush does seriously pardon people in '08 (like they all do) would the liberals whine about it? Especcilly after Clinton did it so much? We'll have to wait and see. Something tells me that they will whine though.

Poison Pero said...

Just once I'd like to see a president say:

"These birds will not be pardoned, and we'll be eating em' tomorrow"

That would be great, and I always love getting under PETA's skin.

Speaking of which, make sure you come by my Liberal Jackass Quotes blog tomorrow (hope you don't mind the plug, Mary.).....I've got one on a similar topic.

http://libbyquotes.blogspot.com/

TheBitterAmerican said...

Of course the Dems will try to spin this: turkeys are smarter than most Democrats and haven't even gotten stuck in Iraq!

;-)

Mary said...

So true! :)