Ian Baker, 23, claims he didn't violate the absolute sobriety term of his bond for his fourth OWI arrest.
Baker insists that the reason he failed a breathalyzer test when he was checked on Monday was not because he consumed alcohol. He blames the results on a Jack Daniels steak he the night before.
From the Sheboygan Press:
A Sheboygan man with a fourth drunken driving charge pending is facing a new charge after failing a breathalyzer test, then claiming the test result was from eating a Jack Daniels steak, according to a criminal complaint.
Ian A. Baker... was charged Tuesday with misdemeanor bail jumping, which carries a maximum penalty of nine months in jail.
According to the complaint:
Baker came to his court-ordered intoxicated driver intervention program Monday morning and blew a blood-alcohol level of 0.07 on a breath test. He then denied drinking any alcohol and blamed the test result on eating a Jack Daniels steak the night before.
Baker was charged in July with the fourth-offense OWI and released on a $1,500 signature bond that forbade alcohol consumption.
Baker must have had his steak swimming in a bowl Jack Daniels.
Jack Daniel's sauces served at places like TGI Friday's don't get the diners drunk. Restaurants don't card people before they can order food prepared with sauces containing a bit of alcohol.
Baker's claim that he had a 0.07 test the morning after eating a Jack Daniel's steak the night before is crazy.
Jack Daniel's Steak Sauces available in grocery stores, made by Heinz, contain no alcohol.
JACK DANIEL'S® EZ MARINADER, BARBECUE SAUCES AND STEAK SAUCES DO NOT CONTAIN ALCOHOL.
Baker's excuse for blowing a 0.07, in spite of being prohibited from consuming any alcohol, is so silly; but it really isn't funny.
He's 23 years old and he's screwing up his life. He has a serious problem.
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