Biden Family Easter Photo

We wish everyone celebrating today a peaceful and joyful Easter. pic.twitter.com/GQNsdZNaw1

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) April 20, 2025

Is the Big Guy kneeling? Standing in the distance? The perspective is off.

Very strange.

Where's Biden granddaughter Navy Joan?

Blinken Kids' Halloween Costumes - Zelenskyy and Ukranian Flag

The children of US Secretary of State Antony Blinken trick-or-treat-ed yesterday dressed as President Zelenskyy and the Ukrainian flag.

They look amazing! Thank you, kids! pic.twitter.com/L6gH4LXlyg

— Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en) October 31, 2023

I didn't know Blinken's children were so young. His kids are only 4 and 3.

Did Blinken's kids want to dress as Zelenskyy and the Ukranian flag for Halloween? If they did, that is really, really odd. It's sad.

Also, it looks like Biden is handing out packs of candy cigarettes. I'm sure that's not the case, probably some special treat in special White House packaging, but the boxes look like candy cigarettes to me.

Gutfeld! Sign Off

As a nightly viewer of Gutfeld!, I've noticed a weird change in the sign off.

When Shannon Bream hosted Fox News @ Night, the program that follows Gutfeld! on the FOX News Channel, Greg Gutfeld would say "evil Shannon Bream" was up next, and then "I'm Greg Gutfeld and I love you America."

When Trace Gallagher became the host, Gutfeld would say "dreamy Trace Gallagher" followed by his usual sign off.

Trace would say, "Thanks, Greg," and begin the show.

That has changed.

Gutfeld mumbles or slurs his sign off and doesn't always mention Gallagher at all. Last week, I thought he said "Jimmy Johnson" was up next. It's really odd.

Gallagher no longer says, "Thanks, Greg." He says, "Good evening, and welcome to America's late news, FOX News @ Night. I'm Trace Gallagher in Los Angeles."

Are Gutfeld and Gallagher feuding? It's so strange that Gutfeld has exchanged his expected sign off for a garbled mess.

Obama's Playlist From His Administration

Music has always played an important role in my life—and that was especially true during my presidency. In honor of my book hitting shelves tomorrow, I put together this playlist featuring some memorable songs from my administration. Hope you enjoy it. pic.twitter.com/xWiNQiZzN0

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) November 16, 2020

"Memorable songs from my administration"?

What is that? Does Obama mean he listened to those songs while he was in office?

Weird.

Biden's Enormous Teleprompter

Joe Biden's teleprompter in action. He literally cannot speak coherently without it.pic.twitter.com/TBDDumeztG

— Jake Schneider (@jacobkschneider) October 16, 2020

That teleprompter is massive!

Joe Biden's campaign is surreal.

Fauci InStyle

A special digital cover: Dr. Anthony Fauci and his wife, bioethicist Dr. Christine Grady spoke to @NorahODonnell about the battle against COVID-19, Fauci's contentious relationship with the White House and how he's staying sane (pro-tip: he power walks). https://t.co/CSM3KjFk3X pic.twitter.com/aNJno1CUkC

— InStyle (@InStyle) July 16, 2020

Anthony Fauci has jumped the shark.

This photo by the pool makes him look foolish. In terms of his brand, Fauci made a massive misstep posing, wearing the sunglasses.

I've had more than enough of this fawning garbage.

Norah O'Donnell should be asking Fauci about his horrible judgment in regard to China and the World Health Organization, his stunningly bad advice, and his unforgivable, inexcusable lies to the American people about masks. He chose to put millions of Americans at risk, if we're to believe that wearing face masks really is a life or death matter.

But what do we get? Fauci pretending to lounge by the pool.

The "good doctor" is doing a bizarre photo shoot during a health crisis? The pandemic can wait. Fauci's ready for his close-up.

Where's the outrage? Maybe if he had been holding a can of Goya beans people would be upset.

Boston Store Coming Back

Bankrupt Bon-Ton Stores Inc. may be revived and reinvented https://t.co/H66jQLIg9a pic.twitter.com/OudlZEnfVM

— JSOnline - NewsWatch (@js_newswatch) September 1, 2018

What?

This is odd.

Carlos Martinez Wild Pitch, Ghost

.@travis_shaw21 scored in the 3rd on one of the wildest wild pitches ever. #ThisIsMyCrew pic.twitter.com/450sUJcSWg

— Milwaukee Brewers (@Brewers) June 22, 2018

St. Louis Cardinal pitcher Carlos Martinez threw a really wild pitch.

I guess weird things happen when you're visited by a GHOST.

From TMJ4:

Facing the Brewers as an opposing pitcher can be pretty scary, and it doesn't help when you see a ghost in your hotel room the night before your start.

In an Instagram post from his room at the Pfister Hotel Wednesday night, Cardinals pitcher Carlos Martinez says he experienced just that.

The video shows Martinez in a hotel room with other members of his team there to console him, including outfielders Marcell Ozuna and Tommy Pham and catcher Franciso Pena.

Describing what happened, a rough translation of the video indicates Martinez says "a ghost has appeared right here in the room." The caption also mentions how he "can't sleep alone" because of the "ghost in my room."

The video is in Spanish, but it isn't hard to tell that Martinez is a little frightened. It may only get worse for him as he takes the mound Thursday night against the Brewers.

The Pfister is notorious for its haunted past, and other athletes staying there have reported supernatural presences as well. In 2016, then-Angels player Ji-Man Choi said "a spirit lingered" in his bed.

I've stayed at the Pfister.

I'm glad I didn't encounter any ghosts.

I'm also glad the Brewers won.

Desiree Anderson and Robert Beasley - Wisconsin State Fair Coliseum - Sex

Unbelievable.

The coliseum at the Wisconsin State Fair?

I've sat in those stands for years and, thankfully, I've never seen a couple having sex. I don't think I've even seen anyone kiss there. Maybe someone kissed their horse. I guess I've seen that.

From channel 12, WISN:

Charges may be pending for a man and woman who were captured on video engaging in sexual intercourse at the Wisconsin State Fair.

It wasn't immediately clear when the video was recorded, but it was posted to Facebook over the weekend and widely shared.

"When Wisconsin State Fair officials were apprised of this appalling viral video post, a thorough investigation was conducted and the video was removed," fair spokesman Kristi Chuckel told WISN 12 NEWS.

From FOX6 News:

The two individuals were taken into custody by Wisconsin State Fair Park police, and this case is being referred to the Milwaukee County District Attorney's Office for potential criminal charges.

"I wouldn't think you'd see something like that here. This is for families -- not that!" Dawn Major, fair visitor said.

Major and her son on Monday had no idea they were sitting in the same spot where it happened.

"There's a place for that. Go home," Major said.

They switched seats just after their interview with FOX6.

From The Smoking Gun:

A couple is facing criminal charges after they were caught having sex in public at the Wisconsin State Fair, according to police.

Desiree Anderson, 28, and Robert Beasley, 28, were arrested yesterday in connection with their X-rated tryst inside an open air coliseum on the fair grounds in West Allis, a Milwaukee suburb.

Anderson and Beasley were having sex in the stands of the coliseum, which is the site for horse and dog shows. The duo, seen in the below mug shots, were frolicking in full view of other fairgoers, at least one of whom recorded the couple in action (as seen above).

Upon discovering that he was being filmed by a stranger, Beasley--who was atop Anderson with his buttocks exposed--waved at the camera and smiled. When video of the raunchy duo began circulating online, a State Fair spokesperson responded that the incident was “appalling” and “inexcusable.”

I hope Anderson and Beasley are charged.

This is disgusting. It's just so strange.

They deserve every humiliation that is sure to come their way.

Look at them.

Is there a more romantic place to have sex than the stands at the Wisconsin State Fair? https://t.co/mFldPoaTaU pic.twitter.com/Fmixn9MPgU

— The Smoking Gun (@tsgnews) August 8, 2017

I suspect they've tightened security at the coliseum.

Gene Simmons and Genie the Calf

Texas calf resembles Kiss rocker Gene Simmons https://t.co/EJlSKLxzvy

— BBC News (World) (@BBCWorld) August 1, 2017

Dog With Its Pipe

A dog with its pipe, 1875. Follow us on Instagram https://t.co/fXtpRfgqf8 pic.twitter.com/749NY9cQt7

— History Lovers Club (@historylvrsclub) June 26, 2017

Tennessee Couple Drives 14 Miles With Drunk on Trunk

Couple drives 14 miles with a drunk on their trunk https://t.co/ApB1Y3mDbg via @FoxCarReport pic.twitter.com/4QKnTI4BLI

— Fox News (@FoxNews) May 25, 2017

Nordstrom - Jeans with Fake Mud $425

Nordstrom sells jeans with fake mud on them for $425 https://t.co/0Yqx7gbSWz pic.twitter.com/uZTU5l5FYx

— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 25, 2017

I would like to meet the idiot that would pay $425 for jeans with fake mud.

These have to be for people that never actually do anything that would get their jeans dirty. They can pose as real men, live out that fantasy.

From WXYZ:

The Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans feature obvious splashes of what Nordstrom calls "caked-on muddy coating," giving the effect of being worn on a day in the dirt.

In its description for the pants, the company says they "embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action" and that, when worn, they show "you're not afraid to get down and dirty."

No, no, no.

These ridiculously expensive jeans show that "you ARE afraid to get down and dirty."

There is no way any sane person would pay to have fake mud applied to jeans.

When he discovered the product this week, "Dirty Jobs" host Mike Rowe posted about them on his website, saying the Nordstrom jeans were proof of "our country's war on work."

"They're a costume for wealthy people who see work as ironic — not iconic," Rowe wrote on Monday in a post titled, "Jeans made to look like you work hard so you don't have to."

Rowe is right. This is a costume.

You really would have to be crazy to buy these jeans.

I've never spent that kind of money on jeans. I've never spent more than $50 on jeans.

The fact that Nordstrom would sell the fake look of "rugged, Americana workwear" for so much money is funny.

Heavily distressed medium-blue denim jeans in a comfortable straight-leg fit embody rugged, Americana workwear that's seen some hard-working action with a crackled, caked-on muddy coating that shows you're not afraid to get down and dirty.

What's funnier is that some chump out there would actually buy the jeans.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold, line dry.

So rugged they can't handle the dryer.

Priceless.

Woman Identifies as Mermaid

This California Woman Identifies As A Mermaid https://t.co/0n3SBLS9uV

— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) April 6, 2017

From FOX 5 News:

Local authorities are asking for help identifying a nearly naked woman found wandering down a Fresno, California street Tuesday morning.

The woman’s hair was wet when she was found around 3 a.m., and she told officers that she was a mermaid, and that her name was Joanna, according to the Fresno Police Department.

The woman, who has two webbed toes on both feet, told officers that she had been in the water, but replied “I don’t know” to “most questions,” police said.

She is 5-foot-4, weighs about 150 pounds and has brown eyes and brown hair.

Joanna isn't a mermaid, but she says she's a mermaid.

So, do we need to accept her reality and agree that she is in fact a mermaid?

Green Bay Clown

ANOTHER 'creepy' clown wanders through town... https://t.co/Rt4HWWccAJ

— David (@elemonader) August 2, 2016

From WBAY:

A mysterious clown that seemingly came out of someone’s nightmares has been spotted in Green Bay, according to photos going around social media.

A Facebook page called “Gags – The Green Bay Clown” claims the first sighting happened Aug. 1 at 2 a.m.

This clown looks more Pennywise than Ronald McDonald. His outfit appears shabby and he’s carrying black balloons.

One Facebook tipster says it’s the work of a director who is making a short horror film.

I love Wisconsin.

Lips Appreciation Day

It's #LipsAppreciationDay! To celebrate, here's a pair we're a big fan of #RockyHorrorPictureShow pic.twitter.com/whQs7lIX6O

— BFI (@BFI) March 16, 2016

I just learned that it's Lips Appreciation Day.

Before the Internet and Twitter, I missed out on really important information.

How did I manage to eke out a meaningful existence before?

Though I admit the barrage of these little snippets can serve well sometimes, this one bringing back pleasant memories of The Rocky Horror Picture Show at the Oriental in Milwaukee.

I miss those days.

Emotional Support Turkey

Flying turkey ruffles feathers about 'emotional support' animals on planes: https://t.co/8SDwZDFgNw by @gcutler pic.twitter.com/FsiAcLpGHW

— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 14, 2016

Personally, I would get more emotional support from eating a delicious turkey sandwich than having a turkey accompany me on a flight.

National Underwear Day

Alriiiiight! It's #NationalUnderwearDay! #BobsBurgers pic.twitter.com/AxqF8Hvlea

— Bob's Burgers (@BobsBurgersFOX) August 5, 2015

Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Accident, Pennsylvania

The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile has crashed -- again.

From KDKA:

The Oscar Mayer weinermobile will be off the road for a while.

The truck slammed into a pole near Harrisburg today.

No one was hurt, but the truck is pretty banged up, including a smashed windshield and serious damage to the front of the “bun” fender.

Oscar Mayer has several “wienermobiles,” all shaped like a hot dog bun.

More details, from PennLive:
The Oscar Mayer Wienermobile was damaged after smacking into a pole in East Pennsboro Township Sunday, according to a report from CBS21 news.

Two female occupants were not injured in the the crash that occurred in the 500 block of South Enola Road at about 12:30 p.m., said John Bruetsch, public information officer for Cumberland County.

The front of the Wienermobile was heavily damaged in the accident.

To my Wienermobile files:

Back in July 2009 (Time flies!), the Wienermobile crashed in Racine. The images from that mishap were much more dramatic, and the damage was far more severe.



I guess not everyone is cut out to drive a wienermobile.

International Fanny Pack Day

Today is International Fanny Pack Day.

The world celebrates the belted pouch.

INTERNATIONAL FANNY PACK DAY! https://t.co/W5eTT9zMPk http://t.co/7rt5sxN9Qz http://t.co/QOwPatBxU8 pic.twitter.com/auJN0fdofW

— Pee-wee Herman (@peeweeherman) March 8, 2014