'We Con the World' - Flotilla Choir

UPDATE, June 9, 2010: Israel apologizes for sending link to flotilla parody.
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This video, by the Flotilla Choir, helps explain what's happening in the Middle East.


(Hat tip/ YidWithLid)

We Con the World

Turkish 'Aid to Gaza' song, with Captain Stabbing & Friends

Lyrics:

There comes a time
When we need to make a show
For the world
The Web and CNN

There's no people dying,
So the best that we can do
Is create
The greatest bluff of all

We must go on
Pretending day by day
That in Gaza,
There's crisis, hunger and plague
Coz the billion bucks in aid
Won't buy their basic needs
Like some cheese
And missiles for the kids

We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
With guns and our own knives
The truth will never find its way
To your TV

Ooooh, we'll stab them at heart
They are soldiers, no one cares
We are small,
And we took some pictures with doves
As Allah has shown us
For facts there's no demand
So we will always
Gain the upper hand

We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way
To your TV

If Islam and terror
Brighten up your mood
But you worry that
It may not look so good
Well, well, well
Well don't you realize
You just gotta call yourself
An activist
For peace and human aid

We'll make the world
Abandon reason
We'll make them all believe that the Hamas
Is Momma Theresa
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way
To your TV

We con the world
Yalla, let me hear you!
We con the people
We'll make them all believe
The IDF is Jack the Ripper
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way
To your TV

Itbach el Yahud! (slaughter the Jews)

We con the world
We con the people
We'll make them all believe
The IDF is Jack the Ripper
All together now!
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way
To your TV

We con the world
We con the people
We'll make them all believe
The IDF is Jack the Ripper
We are peaceful travelers
We're waving our own knives
The truth will never find its way
To your TV