Chris Larson in Madison?

UPDATE: Chris Larson is a liar. His staffers are liars.

Budget Battle: Democrats Who Left State are Located

Democratic State Senators who protested the budget repair bill by leaving the state have been found.

The lawmakers are in the Best Western Clock Tower Resort in Rockford Illinois.

We already knew Larson's criminal history. We knew he was a thief.

Obviously, Larson hasn't turned his life around.

He's a liar. He instructed a staffer to lie to constitutents.

To say that constitutent is not happy is an understatement.
__________________

State Senator Chris Larson's office would not give a definitive answer on his whereabouts.

A staffer said she last saw him last night at 11:00 PM. She had not seen him today. She said she believes he is currently meeting with constituents outside the building.

When pressed, she refused to say if he is in Madison. She would not answer, yes or no, only that he was meeting with constituents.

Sounds like Chris may be having an excellent adventure in Illinois with his Dem cohorts.

Is he meeting with his constituents at the White Castle in Gurnee?

Larson claims to be here:

For those looking for us, we are right here, standing with the people of Wisconsin. #solidarityWI

Where is here?

Larson certainly is making it sound like he's in Madison, but if one applies a Clintonesque parsing of words, he's not at all clear about where he is.

His staffer would not confirm where he is.

Did he instruct his staff to mislead constituents calling his office?

It appears that's the case, intentionally deceive constituents.

Way to go, Chris!

Wouldn't you think the staffer would be eager to say Larson was, in fact, in Madison?

Of course.

Was he taken hostage by union thugs and thrown on a bus headed out of state?

Chris! Chris? CHRIS! CHRIS!!!

Where are you?

My guess: Out of state with his fellow cowardly Dem cohorts, refusing to do his job.

Recall the AWOL Dems!
_______________

Chris Larson. Calling Chris Larson. Phone home.
_______________

Extremely lame and misguided tweet from Larson, whereabouts unknown:

To Walker: when you're on the wrong side of the archbishop, the president, & the Packers, you should reconsider denying rights #SolidarityWI