Leno: Weiner Jokes, June 10

DEMOCRAT Anthony Weiner is getting no mercy from late night comedians.

This is the fifth night of a Weiner dominated monologue from Jay Leno.

JAY LENO: A company called 'iTouchless' has come out with a kitchen trash can that opens automatically when it senses you approaching. It opens by itself when you come near it. Congressman Anthony Weiner has a pair of pants using the same technology.

I've never done this, but this whole taking a picture of your crotch thing, you know -- I mean when you're taking a picture of your penis, before you press the button on the camera, do you still say 'Cheese'?

Well, as you know, Congressman Weiner said it's only been six women over the past few years. But you know, this is not new. These problems go way back. We were able to obtain some footage of Congressman Weiner when he was back in high school. Now this is disturbing. I apologize for the quality, but here, take a look.

(Clip from 'Saved by the Bell' dubbed with 'Weiner')



But Weiner said today again he is not resigning. And if there's one thing we about this guy he knows how to stand firm. So, he is not resigning.

There's a million of these jokes. We could do them all day.

In fact, his new campaign slogan: 'Hey, as seen on Twitter. Yeah, come on, vote for me.'

It was also announced this week, he's going to be a father. Let's just hope he doesn't name the kid 'Seymour.' That's the worst name you could possibly come up with. But enough about that.

Anyway, the show Extra gave an exclusive look of the inside of Anthony Weiner's condominium in New York City. And you could tell there were problems in the house. Here's the story.

(Clip Weiner's condo and his cat posing in revealing positions, cat also known for posting provocative pictures on Twitter)



These animals copy us.