Friday, October 7, 2011

Legalize Dwarf Tossing

Florida state Representative Ritch Workman has picked a weird way to create jobs.

In the name of job creation, Florida state Rep. Ritch Workman (R) filed a bill this week to bring back "dwarf tossing," the "barbaric and dangerous barroom spectacle that was imported from Australia and thrived briefly in Florida before it was outlawed in 1989," the Palm Beach Post reports.

Said Workman: "I'm on a quest to seek and destroy unnecessary burdens on the freedom and liberties of people. This is an example of Big Brother government. All that it does is prevent some dwarfs from getting jobs they would be happy to get."

WHAT?

I wonder if Occupy Wall Street will include the legalization of dwarf tossing in its list of demands.

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