Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Tebowie Returns (Video)

Tebowie returned to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday night.

Now that Peyton Manning is the quarterback for the Denver Broncos, Tebowie evaluates his past and ponders his future in the NFL.




Lyrics:

Tebow played football, passing good and praising Jesus
With the Denver Broncos, he threw it left hand
But his aim was bad
He lost to New England, guess God's a Brady fan

Peyton was a Colt, screwed up neck and screwed their season
Spent a year on the bench, and while he was sitting
Tim Tebow was winning
Tebowing was the craze, everything was going great

And then came John Elway, and he kicked him right in his balls
They replaced him with Peyton
Tebow got screwed in the back door, now he's a virgin no more

Oh

Tebow prayed to God, begging him to spite the Mannings
And find him a job, just not on the Lions
But maybe the Giants
Have him and Eli switch, oh payback is a bitch

Now I'm hearing trade rumors, is it the Dolphins or the Jaguars?
But just like his Messiah
Right now his career is dead, but Tebow will rise again

Oh
Tebow played football



Video.

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