JAY LENO: Milwaukee Brewers outfielder Ryan Braun has been suspended by Major League Baseball for the remainder of the season because of his involvement with an organization linked to performance enhancing drugs. The name of that organization...Major League Baseball.
I love Braun's quote. Did you hear what he said? Braun said he's glad to have this matter behind him once and for all. Behind him? He just played on Sunday. He's been denying this the whole time. How can it be behind him? What? Is the needle still stuck in his ass?