Thursday, November 6, 2014

CMA Awards: Ebola Nurse Song, Obama, Dem Jokes, Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood (Video)

Last year, Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood hosted the 47th Country Music Association Awards.

They opened the show by lampooning ObamaCare, singing a parody of "Amarillo By Morning." The new version: "ObamaCare By Morning."

Video and lyrics here.

Paisley and Underwood were back to host the 48th CMA Awards.

This year, Ebola Nurse Kaci Hickox was mocked by the duo with a parody of "Jolene." The new version: "Quarantine."

Here's video:


Quarantine, Quarantine, Quarantine, Quarantine
Don't ride your bike, please don't infect my man
Quarantine, Quarantine, Quarantine, Quarantine
What part of 'stay inside' don't you understand?

Paisley adds another line:

Right now I really hope she's not a country fan
Obama and his indifference, the Secret Service failures, and the Democrats' Senate losses were also targeted in the opening segment.

Paisley and Underwood discussed the serious epidemic facing our country - PPTSD: Postpartum Taylor Swift Disorder.

BRAD PAISLEY: Why isn't our government doing something about this? I'll be the first one to say it. President Obama does not care about Postpartum Taylor Swift Disorder.

CARRIE UNDERWOOD: I'm pretty sure that's why the Democrats lost the Senate.

[Cheers and applause]

Brad, how do you know the president doesn't care?

PAISLEY: I know he doesn't care because I asked him.

UNDERWOOD: When did you ask the president?

PAISLEY: Yesterday, I jumped the White House fence, ran across the lawn, door was wide open. He was in the East Room eating, and I said, 'Mr. President, are you upset about this Taylor Swift situation?' And I'll never forget what he said.

UNDERWOOD: What did he say?



Here's video:

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