Abortion Bowl-a-Thon

YOU GUYS!!! I’m bowling for abortion access. Donate now. http://t.co/pmVvZBxHtl
— Sally Kohn (@sallykohn) March 24, 2015

YAY! It's a bowl-a-thon for abortion! Woo hoo!!!!!



From FundAbortionNow.org:

What do bowling and abortion access have in common? The National Abortion Access Bowl-a-Thon, of course! And each spring, we aim to strike Hyde...nationwide!

For the 6th year in a row, abortion funds from across the country raise money to make reproductive rights a reality for women who can't afford to pay for an abortion—and this year we plan to break the fundraising records!

What is the Bowl-a-Thon?

The Bowl-a-Thon is a nationwide series of local events that allow community members (you!) to captain your own bowling teams, participate in a kickass national event – and raise money to help women and girls pay for abortions they couldn’t otherwise afford.

When is the Bowl-a-Thon?

Throughout the month of April. Find an event in your community, recruit your team, choose a brilliant and punny team name, and start fundraising -- registration is open now!

Yes, choose a "brilliant and punny team name" for raising money to slaughter unborn babies.

Team Names: From the Misoproselytizers and Ova Achievers to Texas' Puck Ferrys and New Orleans' Preaux Choice, Bowl-a-Thon participants come up with the most brilliant and punny teams! Check out the 2015 roster here.

What fun!  Don't you just love abortion puns? Funny stuff. Good times.

Click the 2015 roster link and read the team names.

Some are truly awful, such as "Chicks United for Needed Terminations (CUNTs)." This one is flat-out bizarre: "Former Fetuses for Choice." The mothers of the "former fetuses" on this team didn't abort them, but the former fetuses are bowling to raise money to kill current fetuses. And would these "former fetuses" have supported their own obliteration?

Who cares?

It's a "kickass national event"!

Can you think of anything else that brings people together the way the love of abortion does?

How nice to combine bowling and ending human life!

It's a celebration!

This is sickening. It's heartbreaking really.

Why not have a bowl-a-thon to raise funds for women determined to give their babies life?

Life is so precious. Each is unique. Never before and never again.