JIMMY FALLON: Yesterday, Texas Sen. Ted Cruz officially announced that he's running for president.
[Some boos from the audience.]
Cruz said that after doing exhaustive research to see if he had a real chance to win, he said, 'Screw it. I'm gonna run anyway.'
That's the attitude. That's the right atitude.
That's right. Republican Ted Cruz announced that he will run for president in 2016. So, finally Carnival is no longer the most dangerous cruise in America.
[Fallon acts like he's vomitting.]
I should have skipped Fallon's monologue and stuck with the repeat airing of the Better Call Saul episode I watched earlier.