Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Obama's Clean Power Plan: Details

Details of Obama's Plan:

  • Immediate removal of smokestacks atop White House

  • Designates team of workers to cool down planet’s hottest surfaces with damp towels and washcloths

  • Increases wind by 80 million gusts

  • Provides state governments with template for lawsuit to file in federal court

  • Sets aside a couple ecosystems to decimate every few years to release repressed environmentally destructive energy

  • Creates $500 tax credit for homeowners who install rooftop nuclear reactors

  • Encourages citizens to choose more environmentally friendly method of suicide than running car in garage

  • Serves as major legacy-builder for Obama until presidential system is forgotten in catastrophic, drought-ravaged Black Times beginning in 2047

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