Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Jay Leno: Bernie Sanders, Obama Socialist Joke (Video)

During his monologue Tuesday night, Jimmy Fallon needed a sub. Jay Leno tagged in.

JAY LENO: The election's getting nasty. Ralph Nader called Hillary Clinton a corporatist and a militarist. Isn't that unbelievable? Ralph Nader is still alive?

Hillary Clinton's not the only Democrat running. Martin O'Malley, ex-governor of Maryland, do you know him? He's running for president. He's 2% in the polls, 2%. He's been in the race for eight months and he's only tied with low-fat milk. That's not good.

How about this? After that last debate, Marco Rubio is being called the best communicator in the Republican Party, which is kind of like being the smartest Kardashian. And he is not the only Hispanic running. No, no. Senor Jeb Bush also running for president.

You know, a lot of people think when the Republican field begins to clear it'll be down to Jeb Bush and Donald Trump, kind of like the race between the tortoise and the bad hair.

But as Jimmy mentioned, Bernie Sanders is getting a lot of traction. In fact, if Bernie Sanders wins, he'll be the first socialist elected president since 2008.

Here's video of Leno's contribution to Fallon's monologue:

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