Thursday, December 15, 2016

Jimmy Fallon: DNC Hack, Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear Jokes

JIMMY FALLON: I read that the Democratic National Committee was actually hacked because one of its directors clicked on a fake email to change his password, which gave Russia access to his account. Then Hillary said, 'I can't believe you'd be so careless with your email.'

I guess Hillary Clinton's campaign chairman John Podesta also clicked on a link that gave Russia his email password. He knew he made a big mistake when this popped up on his screen. [Putin's face on a cat with a rainbow trail, Nyan Cat.] Putin Cat. Putin Cat.

It turns out that two separate Russian hacking groups, named Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear, were targeting, were targeting the D... I know, I know. Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear, they were targeting the DNC. It's confusing because Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear are also Trump and Putin's nicknames for each other. [Trump voice] 'What ya up to, Cozy Bear?' [Putin voice] 'Just thinking about you, Fancy Bear.' [Trump voice] 'You hang up.' [Putin voice] No, you hang up.' [Trump voice 'You hang up.'

Get this, when an FBI agent first contacted the DNC to tell them that they had been hacked, the person who took the call thought it was a prank. Yeah. 'It happens more than you think,' said FBI agent Seymour Butz.

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