Monday, February 10, 2020

Oscars: Joaquin Phoenix - Best Actor


JOAQUIN PHOENIX: We feel entitled to artificially inseminate a cow. And when she gives birth, we steal her baby, even though her cries of anguish are unmistakable. And then we take her milk that's intended for her calf and we put it in our coffee and our cereal.
This guy sounds like he wouldn't like Wisconsin.

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