Here Comes the King

🚨 NOW: King Charles has a PRESIDENTIAL-level motorcade rolling through DC right now

We now have an ACTUAL king on our soil, but there are NO SIGNS of any "No Kings" protests anywhere in the nation right now.

Interesting how that works! pic.twitter.com/H4pzbwoaIK

— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) April 27, 2026

NOW: The U.S. National Anthem plays across the tarmac as King Charles III and Queen Camilla officially touch down at Joint Base Andrew.

This marks a monumental moment in diplomacy: the first state visit by a British monarch to the United States during the Trump presidency. pic.twitter.com/v9f7R6U36d

— Fox News (@FoxNews) April 27, 2026

Trump: 'If I Was a King'

"He had attended a 'No Kings' protest in California."@POTUS: "No Kings, yeah... If I was a king, I wouldn't be dealing with you." pic.twitter.com/BN4K1yyAoq

— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) April 26, 2026

HAHAHA

Trump Shares Thoughts on Springsteen

Donald J. Trump Truth Social Post 07:58 AM EST 04.02.26 pic.twitter.com/kIihGey82E

— Commentary Donald J. Trump Posts From Truth Social (@TrumpDailyPosts) April 2, 2026

Keep in mind that Bruce Springsteen is currently on a "Hate Trump" tour.

Bruce Springsteen opened his tour last night with fiery, anti-Donald Trump speech:

“You want to talk about snowflakes? We have a president who can’t handle the truth. This is happening now. While working Americans struggle, our president and his family enrich themselves by… pic.twitter.com/sOte8spjvf

— Variety (@Variety) April 1, 2026

TRUMP IS NOT A KING

🚨 PRESIDENT TRUMP NAILS IT: "They call me KING now, do you believe it? No king. I'm such a king, I can't get a ballroom approved! Pretty amazing, right?"

"If I was a king, we'd be doing a lot more. I'm doing a lot, but I could be doing a lot more if I was a king!" 🤣 pic.twitter.com/xWlWALZ8i6

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) April 1, 2026

Anyone claiming President Trump is a king is a fool, a dunce, an absolute idiot.

'Straights of Hormuz'

“Is it a little bit homophobic to focus on the straights of Hormuz rather than the gays of Hormuz?”

No Kings protester, completely serious: “Yes, absolutely, I agree.” pic.twitter.com/ugCREhF8WZ

— Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 (@DrewPavlou) March 31, 2026

Unbelievable.

No Kings Protesters - CLUELESS

No Kings PROTESTERS are CLUELESS on why they’re protesting🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/kkRUUXE0G5

— Jesse Watters (@JesseBWatters) March 31, 2026

Trump Derangement Syndrome. These people hate President Trump. They're irrational.

They hate President Trump, members of his administration, and his supporters.

Some of them hate America. They're Communists. They want to take over the country and tear it down.

America Has No Kings

SUCCESS: After Weekend Of 'No Kings' Protests, America Will Now Still Not Have Any Kings https://t.co/tvgLoXcKWn pic.twitter.com/dYTeL6GUDM

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 30, 2026

How to waste billions of dollars.

Millions Gather To Express Total Ignorance About Political System https://t.co/GhTx5QrOR8 pic.twitter.com/0Qv6nznFDT

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 28, 2026

No Kings Explained

No Kings explained for people who think they're fighting fascism.

You're standing in a crowd on Saturday. You look around and think yeah. No Kings. This is what democracy looks like.

Bro.

You're holding a sign made by a communist billionaire who lives in Shanghai.

You live in…

— Yogi (@Houseofyogi) March 29, 2026

These No Kings protesters are useful idiots.