Leno: Snooki, Orange Prison Jumpsuit

JAY LENO: Jersey Shore cast member Snooki, Snooki arrested for disorderly conduct over the weekend on that Jersey Shore. You know, I thought I saw her wearing that orange prison jumpsuit and then I realized, oh, that's just her skin color.

Is it a coincidence that Leno is using old Saturday Night Live material?

SNOOKI: Seth, please. You know you can call me 'PJ.'

SETH MEYERS: Oh, oh, I feel like I'm walking into something here. Uh, what does 'PJ' stand for?

SNOOKI: Prison jumpsuit.

MEYERS: OK, I'm still with you. Why?

SNOOKI: Because I'm bright orange and once I'm on you, you'll really start to question the life decisions that led you to this point.

Obama and Snooki

Does Obama know who Snooki is or not? That is the question.



From Gawker:

Barack Obama has been caught in a contradiction. Asked about Jersey Shore star Snooki on The View today, the President replied, "I don't know who that is." But two months ago he knew who she was! Nitpicky video analysis ahead.

Asked for his opinion on Snooki (who voted for John McCain) the president claimed ignorance. But two months ago he dropped Snooki's name in a White House Press Correspondents Dinner punchline about a health care provision named in honor of the hit MTV show. "It [the provision] reads, 'The following individuals shall be excluded from the indoor tanning tax within this bill: Snooki, JWOWW, The Situation and House minority leader John Boehner.'" So which is it, Obama? Do you know Snooki, or don't you? Clearly, this is the Watergate of our time, and America demands an answer.

If you can't trust Obama to be honest about something silly like knowing Snooki, you can't trust him on the big stuff.

Now, Obama does get confused. It's possible that he forgets what he says, considering so often he's reading words that aren't his own.

But good grief, Obama can't remember how many states there are in the U.S.



Can we really expect the brilliant Obama to remember Snooki?

That's too much to ask.

SNL: Snooki, May 15

"Snooki" (Bobby Moynihan), from MTV's Jersey Shore, visited Seth Meyers on "Weekend Update."

Snooki has appeared before. She first stopped by on December 19, 2009. On January 30, 2010, Snooki made another visit.

Last night, on Saturday Night Live's season finale, Snooki returned, looking as orange as ever.

SNOOKI: Seth, please. You know you can call me 'PJ.'

SETH MEYERS: Oh, oh, I feel like I'm walking into something here. Uh, what does 'PJ' stand for?

SNOOKI: Prison jumpsuit.

MEYERS: OK, I'm still with you. Why?

SNOOKI: Because I'm bright orange and once I'm on you, you'll really start to question the life decisions that led you to this point.

Video.

SNL: Snooki, January 30

"Snooki" (Bobby Moynihan) from MTV's Jersey Shore, visited Seth Meyers on "Weekend Update." This was Snooki's second appearance. She first stopped by on December 19, 2009.

Video.

SNOOKI: Seth, we're friends now. OK? You can call me 'Spalding.'

SETH MEYERS: 'Spalding'? Why?

SNOOKI: Because I'm orange, leathery, and I get passed around by sweaty dudes.

SNL: Snooki

Nicole Polizzi, "Snooki" from MTV's Jersey Shore, visited Seth Meyers on "Weekend Update."

SNOOKI: You know what, Seth? We're friends now. You don't have to call me Snooki. You can call me Garfield.

SETH MEYERS: Why would anyone call you Garfield?

SNOOKI: Because I'm bright orange and I love lasagna.