Palestinian Headscarves in Demand

Uighur Slaves Struggling To Keep Up With Demand For Palestinian Headscarves https://t.co/xM7swbtL0i pic.twitter.com/vw09tHKvQV

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 7, 2024

From the Babylon Bee:

XINJIANG, CHINA — Thanks to the recent uptick in awareness of worldwide injustices and inequalities, Uighur slaves are struggling to keep up with the demand for more Palestinian headscarves.

The traditional keffiyeh is the square cotton scarf that is being worn on liberal college campuses around the United States in solidarity with the Free Palestine resistance movement. Unfortunately, those headscarves aren't affordable to poor college students unless the manufacturing is outsourced to Uighur slaves in China.

"We are really glad that college kids are paying attention to unfair and oppressive conditions around the world," said one Uighur, Aygul Ablet, through her prison bars to a translator. "It's certainly increased our workload, but it's all for a good cause I guess."

John Cena Is Sorry

John Cena Apologizes To China By Body-Slamming A Uighur Muslim https://t.co/LPgkhhAECl

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 29, 2021

Apple Uses Uighur Slaves

This is a big story. Too many big corporations rely on forced labor - rather than free American labor - which is why we should require them to disclose it and penalize them when they keep using exploited workers #slavefree https://t.co/0W9X0cemPY

— Josh Hawley (@HawleyMO) May 10, 2021

Apple has some explaining to do. Using slave labor is not good.

Biden Explains 'Different Norms'

Biden Defends Hitler's Concentration Camps: 'Nazi Germany Just Had Different Norms'https://t.co/Rhes2Pa94v

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) February 21, 2021

Uighur Children Taken From Parents

“Cultural norm” — Joe Biden https://t.co/DwVeqq6QOS

— Harmeet K. Dhillon (@pnjaban) February 17, 2021

Sick.

Biden, China, and Genocide of Uighurs

It’s way worse than I thought it would be. He’s as owned as you can be.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) February 17, 2021

Biden excuses China's human rights violations as an outgrowth of the rest of the world mistreating China. Good grief.

Biden won't speak out against Xi Jinping's actions in Hong Kong or his treatment of the Uighurs because there are different cultural norms that leaders are expected to follow.

It's a catastrophe for humanity when the leader of the Free World takes this horrific stand. It is unbelievable that an American president would dismiss China's genocide with such nonchalance.

China's Uighur Genocide

The Chinese government are modern day Nazis. And the NBA is taking their money & shutting up and dribbling while claiming to care about social justice issues. https://t.co/QaudDRFgKF

— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) July 19, 2020

Nikki Haley once again a voice of reason on the UN:

Former US Ambassador to the United Nations @NikkiHaley questions the silence of the intergovernmental organization over Uighur genocide.https://t.co/fNuoOkWfhG

— Adam Milstein (@AdamMilstein) July 19, 2020