Krasheninnikov Volcano Erupts

BLOWING UP: The Krasheninnikov volcano, located on Russia’s far eastern Kamchatka Peninsula, erupted for the first time in 475 years, less than a week after a massive 8.8-magnitude earthquake sparked tsunami warnings throughout the Pacific Ocean. pic.twitter.com/pypadixIpA

— Fox News (@FoxNews) August 3, 2025

In the history of Earth, 475 years ago is just a blink.

Biscuit Basin in Yellowstone - Explosion

JUST IN: Biscuit Basin in Yellowstone National Park has blown up, destroying a nearby boardwalk as tourists could be seen running to safety.

According to Geyser Times, there were no injuries.

A radio report noted: "First large pool at biscuit basin... large explosion... lots of… pic.twitter.com/gyzqvysRBR

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 23, 2024

An unusually large eruption of one of Yellowstone’s geysers occurred at Biscuit Basin moments ago. pic.twitter.com/b8Ya4iW1H3

— Colin McCarthy (@US_Stormwatch) July 23, 2024

Is this because of plastic straws?

Iceland Volcano Erupts

Nature is amazing.

This is the incredible moment a volcano erupted near Grindavík, Iceland. pic.twitter.com/mgcM0ck7YX

— Citizen Free Press (@CitizenFreePres) December 18, 2023

Wow.

Volcanic Activity - Iceland, Japan, Mexico

🌋 Iceland Volcano eruption 🌋
Fagradalsfjall Volcano In Iceland showing early signspic.twitter.com/IHlsTxsja5

— Brendan (@BrendanMcInnis) November 13, 2023

Just when you thought your EV vehicle & bicycle was going to "save the planet", another underwater volcano in Japan ruins it all & emits tons of water vapour: the real greenhouse gas..pic.twitter.com/SarIJkXwjQ

— Robin Monotti (@robinmonotti) November 13, 2023

❗🌋🇲🇽 - This is the current situation at the #Popocatépetl volcano in Mexico this morning. pic.twitter.com/jnYa6A5jLe

— 🔥🗞The Informant (@theinformantofc) November 13, 2023

I guess none of this would be happening if we ate bugs, didn't drive cars, and didn't use air conditioning.

I don't know how plastic straws are connected to this but I'm sure they are.

I guess this is all my fault. Yours, too.