Boorish Steve Kagen

Steve Kagen is adding to his highlight reel. Is there no end to his idiocy?

How embarrassing!

It's bad enough that Wisconsinites in the 8th Congressional District sent Steve Kagen to Washington. That's a disgrace in itself.

It's not like we didn't know what an odd guy Kagen was before the election.

We knew that rich Dr. Steve "Injun time" and "terrorist slayer" Kagen behaves like a mook.

Being elected to Congress hasn't changed Kagen. During freshman orientation, Nancy Pelosi apparently didn't crack her whip and instruct him to conduct himself with dignity.

That new era of civility that Pelosi promised is obviously a promise broken. No surprise there.

Read about the disgraceful Kagen's antics here and here and here.

So what's the truth?

One version of the truth according to Kagen is that he dissed Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, and insulted Mrs. Bush.

While meeting last month with a group of area peace activists, then Congressman-elect Steve Kagen told a story of his first visit to the White House that shows a feisty and humorous side to our new man in Congress.

He told the group one of the first lessons he learned in Washington is to never pass up a rest room because you don’t know when you’ll see one again.

He’d already had a long day of freshman orientation when he and his wife, Gail, were expected at the White House. Upon arrival, he asks a Marine where he can find a rest room, and is sent down a long flight of stairs, to another Marine, who directs him to a rest room.

“It’s a small room ­– two spots on the wall, one stall one sink. I see in the mirror the door opens, and who walks in, Karl Rove (Bush’s deputy chief of staff who was charged with orchestrating strategies for the 2006 general election).”

After Rove washed his hands (“At least he’s a hand washer,” Kagen said), he attempted to leave, but Kagen prevented his departure by holding the door closed and said, “You’re in the White House and you think your safe, huh? You recognize me? My name’s Dr. Multimillionaire and I kicked your ass.”

Kagen expected to make Rove squirm, but said acted like it was a tennis match and simply said, ‘Oh, congratulations.’

“We’re walking up these long steps, I stopped him and said, ‘Look, the race is over. We’re here to do the people’s business. I want you to join me on something, but you can’t steal it, I’ve got the trademark, ‘No patient left behind.’ He goes, ‘I like the sound of that.’ We get to the top of the steps and there’s Vice President Cheney with a glass of white wine and a hand in his pocket. So I wasn’t going to miss this opportunity. Gail wasn’t there to hold me back. ‘Mr. Vice President, thank you for your service to the nation, and thank you so much for coming to Green Bay and campaigning against me. I couldn’t have won without your help.’

He then asked Cheney to enunciate his vision for Iraq.

“ ‘Well, Id like to see a stable government that could take care of itself and its people.’ I said, ‘at what price?’ He said, ‘I don’t understand your point.’ I walked away. Then we had an opportunity to take a picture with the president and his wife. I was feeling real good at this point.

“I said to my wife, ‘Honey, just follow my lead.’ She said, ‘Steven, it’s the president.’ I said, ‘Yeah, but he’s not any taller than I am.’ So the cameraman’s here. We’re introduced by a Marine. I said, ‘Mr. President , thank you for coming to Green Bay. My name is Dr. Multimillionaire. That was before the race. Now they call me Doctor Thousandaire. I couldn’t have won without you coming.’”

He said Bush gave one of his smiles and said, ‘I’ve lost a lot of money in my life, too.’ Then I go to his wife, ‘Hi Barbara, how are ya?’ I did that because I learned on the campaign that the meanest thing you can say to another gentlemen is, ‘he’s a fine fellow,’ and you then refer to his spouse by a different name.”

Now that Kagen's own stories of his boorish behavior have received national attention, he's backing off. "No comment."

I guess the rich doctor isn't so proud anymore.

One thing is clear: Kagen exemplifies the personality of the new Dem Congress -- classless, lying, incompetent.

The "brilliant" Dr. Kagen has disgraced himself and the people of Wisconsin.

Way to go!

Kagen, thy name is buffoon.